DATELINE: Excelsior Hotel, Dubrovnik Croatia, 10 July 2006
Oy vey! What a trip to get here!
After my day sojourn into Vienna and a couple of hours de-compressing in the biz lounge at the airport, I went through an oddly arduous passport control/security process only to find that my Tyrolean Airways flight to Zagreb was delayed two hours. Finally arriving in Zagreb, I quickly discovered I had missed the last Dubrovnik flight. What to do?
I was so fagged by then (2100 local time) that I was just about brain dead. Nonetheless, I got into line to exchange the tickets, with my remaining RAM just swimming with the possibilities of where I would sleep that night since the first flight out to Dubrovnik was 0555!
I was just about to lose it in line when this gorgeous blond from Austrian Air saved the day, coming up and asking if I was Mr. Barnett. I said yes. She said she was changing my flight and preparing vouchers for both the local hotel and the bus to and fro. Amazing!
Then I realized I had checked my bag to Dubrovnik and needed to locate it so I could suit up prior to the trip (I had no idea when I was speaking today so I was worst-casing the notion that I’d show up just in time to go onstage--more on that later). So I go into the lost bag office, only to have it appear just as I was pointing out its type on the chart.
So I went from no room/no bag/no clue to being in my hotel room at 2230 lying in bed (after throwing up, for some reason) and watching the overtime end of the FIFA final. Sure, my wake-up call was 0400, but I was in hog heaven considering the alternatives, and the puking sort of purged me of the two-days’ stress.
I sleep reasonably well and make the 0555 flight with ease. So there I am at Dubrovnik airport at 0700, looking for my name on somebody’s sign, but nada. In fact, I can’t find anybody who seems to know anything about any summit in town. So I figure, if they want me to talk, someone will show up, right?
Two hours of reading later, I start getting nervous. So I have the Croatian Air passenger handling office call the hotel and someone shows up from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, saying they had expected me the night before (duh!) and had basically given up when I did not appear. Had they asked the airlines--their national airline!--anything?
No.
So if I say nothing, I would still be at the airport (only two exits at this little airport and I pick the wrong one to camp out in front of). I am told a van will pick me up in 30. So happens that that’s the exact time the Croatian PM and President are flying in, so their caravan of four cars appears, just as my van appears.
My driver, obviously security, thus attaches my car to the end of the official caravan, which is both cool and scary, because they drive at high speeds on very narrow roads that are several hundred feet above the very steeply pitched coastline, and the caravan insists on passing every car in its path, creating more close calls from oncoming traffic that I care to admit, especially since my car was tail-end Charley.
Still, a stunning drive from the airport through mountain slits and down the steep snaking path into this gorgeous, very Mediterranean sea resort town. The Excelsior is a first-class hotel right on the water. Naturally, it is covered with guys wearing ear buds and cords snaking down into the back of the blazers, because there are 8 heads of state here (I type this as the magnificent seven go through their official, post-lunch statements in one amazingly, hot, crowded room where I spoke this morning).
I arrive at 1030, check in and put my garment bag in my room. I check in at the conference and finally get the schedule: I am on a panel that begins at 1050 and I’m to address the “strategic challenges” facing SE Europe in the global security environment.
Hmmm. Nothing like time to prepare.
I check my brief and write down the points I’d like to make in my five-minute presentation (I’m on a panel of four). Ten minutes later we’re on (pix to follow).
It’s a slick set that’s very formal and diplomatic in its layout: big square with cheap seats behind the three sides other than the presenting/stage side. There’s about ten film crews, plus reporters from the WSJ, FT, Economist, NYT, and a slew of European dailies.
There are three morning panels in all, with a dozen speakers. Three are American (myself, a principal from the Albright Group and aN Assist Secretary of State for European Affairs by the name of Dan Fried). I am the only American on my panel. The moderator is a Norwegian ambassador (very cool guy I chat up over lunch), and the other panelists are the Minister of Defense for Croatia, Croatia’s chief negotiator for accession into the EU, and Balkan vet Carl Bildt who is now Chairman of the Board of The Kreab Group.
I go last in the group. I talk about the Balkans’ experience of the 1990s as the first true Core-Gap/globalization war, then make my argument on Leviathan/SysAdmin and make my case for how NATO and Europe need to adapt themselves to that reality. Then I go out of my way to argue against the primacy of the US-Euro bond, arguing that the SysAdmin requirement means we’ll need to ally most with serious “body” states like India and China (BTW, the two biggest peacekeeper-providers in the UN are Pakistan and Bangladesh, two Indian knock-offs).
Following my presentation, we take about seven questions from the audience, half of which consist of statements from Croatian, Bosnia and Serbian diplomats. But we do get some good questions, and most are directed to me. The best, from Mira Ricardel, is about how global institutions must change/arise to meet this new challenge of processing politically-bankrupt states.
Now, Ricardel is both a fan and someone I admire from her stint in the Office of the Secretary of Defense’s office (she was Deputy ASD for Central Asia--she only took me to task for commenting positively on the Shanghai group). The story I tell in PNM about being called on the carpet once by OSD after making some statements about US bases in Central Asia is actually about Mira. She was the senior officer that hosted my brief, the one in which Feith sent one of his minions to check me out).
Once we got all the questions in, each of us got a chance to do a summary reply. I went last again and spoke about the downshifting of global violence over the past generation (in response to a question of “rising” flows of illicit traffic--obviously a big issue for Seam State Croatia, and the question came from a Croatian MP). Then, in response to a question on democracy, I gave my usual answer about pushing economic connectivity first. Then onto the question of energy security in response to a question there. Then I give a quick-and-dirty on the A-to-Z rule set on processing politically bankrupt states in response to Mira’s question. Then I finish with a response to a Bulgarian official who argues for shared Balkan/Central Asia “values” as a guide for realistic foreign policy goals in that region by saying that America needed to look upon the Shanghai Cooperation Organization as a possible tool rather than an automatic threat since we want the fight to go south vice north.
Compared to the other speakers, who spoke inside-out on the Balkans vis-à-vis NATO, I was seemingly out of left field to be talking global security first and then working my way down to the Balkans. But I got a lot of nice comments from people afterwards, especially for telling Europeans that they were neither the “great white hope” nor the “great traitor” in this Long War but that--quite frankly--they are largely irrelevant in comparison to the New Core pillars we really need to court (of course, most of those who congratulated me on delivering that message were non-Europeans!).
But in truth, this is a tough audience for geo-strategy. The Balkans, quite naturally, are so consumed with the question of integrating with the EU and NATO and avoiding Russian domination, that it's hard for most states from the region to see beyond their noses on grand strategy. So I focus here more on connectivity than content, passing out cards like crazy.
Still, in others ways, this is a perfect audience for a grand strategy vision right now. You want to catch states right on their rapid trajectory from Gap to Core, and the Balkans fits that description. Not pretty, but definitely happening. To think of what was happening here a decade ago and then compare it to what's happening now, and it's a real tribute to both the Clinton Administration (as sloppy and slow as their effort was) and America's joint Leviathan-sequing-to-SysAdmin effort with NATO.
After the talk I gave a quick impromptu interview to the WSJ’s Marc Champion for his upcoming story on energy and the G-8 Moscow meeting (something I addressed in my reply on stage as well, noting Putin’s embrace of downstreaming Russia’s energy connectivity, unlike OPEC states), chatted up a Canadian diplomat, and then chilled during the next session.
Once that was over, we had the formal lunch. The heads of state sat at a central table. I sat with Mira and a bunch of other speakers. Ricardel was great to speak with. She’s no longer with the government, spent a couple of years with a private for-profit educational firm, and is soon to join a major defense contractor. She is obviously hugely connected around this region, so sitting next to her over lunch was really an interesting data dump.
During lunch a huge rainstorm let loose, almost completely obliterating our view of the big island just off the coast.
After that we sit through the speeches (I blog this through a WiFi from the conference room, that connect being the only good thing I can say about this steamy venue) of the seven heads/near-heads of states/near-states. The best is Mikhail Saakashvilli, the president of Georgia. Other heads of state were from Romania (PM), Albania (PM), Croatia (PM and President), the Council of Europe (Pres), Montenegro (PM), and Bulgaria (Pres of parliament).
That is followed by the inevitable press conference, group shot, and then tonight we all will go to the opening of the Dubrovnik Summer Festival where even more speeches will be delivered. I’ll get to bed at around midnight and sleep til my 0400 wake-up, giving me less than 12 hours of cumulative sleep for three nights.
Tuesday will be pure joy: four flights to make it home. I’ll write my op-ed column on the Balkans as the first great proof of my A-to-Z rule set on processing politically bankrupt states. Seems fitting enough to take advantage of the trip that way.
I am beat. It’ll be only a short stay at home, then off for a quick trip to DC for two meetings and a speech.
At that point I will face a significantly slower August with no international travel and only one speech--my fourth year in a row of addressing the entire National Defense U. class of officers/students in mid-August (18th). I will make yet another bid to convince C-SPAN to cover that one.
I am looking forward to the lighter travel load like you wouldn’t believe …
Here’s the rundown on 37 countries represented at the conference: Albania, Australia, Bosnia, Bulgaria, Canada, Croatia, Czech Rep., Denmark, Egypt, Macedonia, Georgia, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Iceland, Italy, Japan, Belgium, Latvia, Lithuania, Montenegro, Netherlands, Norway, Oman, South Korea, Romania, Russia, Serbia, Slovakia, Slovenia, South Africa, Spain, Sweden, Turkey, UK, Ukraine, US and the Vatican. Notable academics were Charles Kupchan and Robert Kagan, neither of which spoke.
Big IOs were NATO, the EU and EC, the Council of Europe, the OSCE and NATO.
I was the only speaker who had no title. I was just presented as the author of my two books. That was interesting, and encouraging about the vision’s global spread.
My only bitch (besides the travel) was: where is my cool crystal whatever for speaking? All I got was a lousy insignia tote bag!