11:18AM
Once in a lifetime?

This morning I wake up to find a small Chinese woman sleeping about three inches from my nose.
And I look into that beautiful face,
next to my beautiful wife,
in our beautiful bed,
in our beautiful house,
and I ask myself,
How did I GET here?
Clearly, I let the days go by.
But I don't think it was the water that pulled me down.
I think it was a couple of very large vodka martinis--up.
Which is kinda funny when I think about it, because that's actually how I ended up with my first three kids too!
Same as it ever was ...
And yet, if you ask Vonne, time isn't holding up. Hell, time's just an asterisk.
So I say, let's head into the blue again, now that the money's gone.
Twice in a lifetime ....
Here comes the twister!
Reader Comments (3)
Though my favorite TH song is "Naive Melody," Byrne's only love song.