This morning I wake up to find a small Chinese woman sleeping about three inches from my nose. And I look into that beautiful face, next to my beautiful wife, in our beautiful bed, in our beautiful house, and I ask myself, How did I GET here? Clearly, I let the days go by. But I don't think it was the water that pulled me down. I think it was a couple of very large vodka martinis--up. Which is kinda funny when I think about it, because that's actually how I ended up with my first three kids too! Same as it ever was ... And yet, if you ask Vonne, time isn't holding up. Hell, time's just an asterisk. So I say, let's head into the blue again, now that the money's gone. Twice in a lifetime .... Here comes the twister!