You remember the column I wrote recently on the spy-ships clash off the coast of China (column #145). It was written with a heavy dose of sarcasm (by my standards), but no emoticons to signal meaning.
I figured anybody smart enough to catch the sarcasm would be an audience I wanted to speak to, and those who did not would read it merely as a ritualistic condemnation of the Chinese.
I did get one Chinese student in the U.S. sending me a long email saying that surely I had written this sarcastically, otherwise I was this complete war-mongering idiot! [Not that there aren't plenty of people out there who would vehemently subscribe to that description!]. So I wrote back and simply answered yes, and that chilled him.
Turns out I get an email from an acquaintance in Beijing regarding my upcoming trip there, noting that Global Times there ran a piece on the incident, citing an article by a noted Chinese expert in America who wrote an article that condemned the Chinese navy roundly. She was surprised to see the translated name as my own.
Apparently, I trusted the Chinese too much in their legendary ability to recognize language that seem to signify one meaning when it actually signified the opposite. [I find most such claims to be spurious, as everybody thinks everybody else is so much more strategic and subtle and clever than themselves, and--for the most part--nobody is.]
What I told her was that the piece was equally or more condemning of the U.S. side for this useless distraction, but that I did indeed criticize China for having a military that focused on small tactical stuff when its strategic interests are rapidly expanding.
I have never really written a sarcastic column before, or one that could be read in two very opposing ways. I asked Sean about it beforehand, wondering if I had left it too subtle, but he said he thought the meaning came through clearly enough.
I had not counted upon translations, though, so a slap on the wrist for me there.
Still, since both sides deserved a great big poke in the eye on that one, I don't have trouble with the outcome. If something like that were to cancel a trip or screw up publication of a book, then I'd just take it in stride (indeed, I always see the silver lining as being X-fewer long-distance air flights). Better to be who I am than to spend all my time avoiding the possibility of offending people.
Anyway, you'd think my recent interview would have been far more offensive in that regard.
But the usual rule must always apply: I am not here to tell people what they want to hear but what they need to hear. Doors open and close on that basis, but those that do close were never really open in the first place, so one does not suffer their apparent loss. You go where the receptivity takes you, because there are enough smart people out there to keep you busy but there aren't enough hours in the day for the serious idiots.