Dateline: the Algonquin Hotel, Manhattan, 17 May
I wish I could say I was sitting at the actual ìround table,î but alas Iím up in my room watching ìThe Ringî on HBO while typing up my day. I donít carry the equipment to log on via a phone line (something I gave up once I tasted cable at home) because I canít handle the wait and that scratchy sound(!), so this post will have to wait until my return home Tuesday night. Meanwhile, I had my webmaster post something tonight about my surprise media schedule in case some of you wanted to catch me on TV on Tuesday.
The day went something like this: Got up and left early (after posting about the Esquire article making the Early Bird) for the Providence train station to catch the Acela heading south to Manhattan. Arriving at 11am, I went straight to Fox Newsí studio for my 12:30 appearance only to get a call just as I arrived from my deputy Public Affairs Officer back at the college, Lt. David Ausiello, saying Fox had cancelled late last night and ever since heíd been calling my old War College cell number I no longer carry with me (I used to carry one cell for the Pentagon and one for personal use, but now I just do all my government calls on my personal cell).
So here I was in Manhattan for nothing, Fox having backed out on me for the third time in the last month (lowering my batting average with them to .500).
Then the better news: Ausiello managed to score me another appearance on CNNís Headline News at 1:15pm, so I had an hour to get to their new Time Warner building at Columbus Circle and get all set there for a remote with Atlanta. So I scoot over, clearing security with Rev. Al Sharpton, and then I hang out in the 5th floor lobby (while the Rev. does Wolf Blitzer) trying to get information via Ausiello about what Iím expected to talk about on the show.
As expected, Atlanta wants to discuss the latest news first: the discovery of the sarin gas residue on the shell used in the roadside bombing. So I wrack my allergies-addled brain trying to tie some big-picture meaning to this real-time event, but Iím having troubling concentrating, frankly, due to the allergies. So I just tell myself Iíll figure it out live when the anchor (Rene San Miguel) asks me the question.
He comes on in my ear-piece during the commercial break and says heíll start specific with the sarin stuff and then ask broadly about the book. I must admit, I think my performance is pretty vague and weak, but then again, I always feel that way. Thereís something just so fake about hearing yourself pontificate in some empty room staring at a large camera while youíre hearing this live TV show going on in your ear-piece. Itís almost like listening to someone singing to a song coming through their walkman ear-phone while you canít hear the musicóit almost instinctively sounds bad when itís taken out of context.
And thatís what doing remotes feels like: it feels like youíre completely out of context. When you see yourself later on the tape, and you see all the graphics, and that you look good in your suit and make-up, and theyíre running all these scripts under your head shot and then overlaying most of what you say with stock footage of this or that, THEN you comprehend the magic of it all and almost completely tune out what you were saying anyway (which I guess is the real magic of TV).
Anyway, this time I especially felt like I did a blandly crappy job. So I called my wife as soon as I got out of the studio, but she was busy with my youngest and didnít see it (plus she taped CNN proper as that was all David told her, leaving out the Headline News part). Eventually I got ahold of my boss at the college, who had seen it live, and he confirmed my worst fearsóI really have no sense of whether or not I do a good job on TV.
My boss, Lawrence, said I did fine. He said I was coherent and kept it at a level that was easily understandable for a general audience, and that I handled the very specific opening question on sarin with my usually swift reach for the big-picture tie-in. He told me to stop worrying about. He had seen it from stem to stern, and it looked just like everything else heíd ever seen on Headline News, meaning my fears of sticking out like some incompetent thumb were imagined.
Doesnít mean I did a great job; it just means I can hold my own on even a bad day.
Still, I left the studio feeling pretty crapping, like I had run out the string and this was my warning sign that the tank was empty. What in Godís name was I doing in Manhattan! Give it a rest man and get back to normal life!
Anyway, Iím already getting interesting offers from film people (documentaries, of course) and from some serious military operators in the field (yes, Baghdad), so I know I wonít feel bored or out of it in coming months. Everything is really going as well with the book as I could have hoped foróin terms of changing minds and moving the pile within my community. And damnit! Changing the Department of Defense is awfully close to changing the world because what the Pentagon decides it can do often ultimately becomes something huge downstream in terms of world history (like the Internet, GPS, UAVs, etc.). So getting the response Iím getting from the U.S. military (and even more so from foreign militaries) about the Sys Admin force concept is very exciting stuff.
So why give a crap one way or the other about this media stuff? In general itís just such a bizarre world, which only detracts from the coherence of your career. The real thrill is making it happen behind the closed doors, having earned the right to be in the room.
But the sense of commitment to both Putnam and the goal of spreading the vision weighs heavily. I want to feel like Iíve given it my all, that Iíve moved units, that Iíve started something a lot bigger than myselfóthat Iíve generated a true legacy. Itís that sort of desired impact that really got me going on this book. Itís how my agent talked me into writing the proposal in the first place: this stuff needs to be said and people need to hear it. I guess thatís why the emails that validate that hope really mean a lot to me.
So that was that and I felt the need to move on. Catching a subway to Penn, I decide to catch the 2:30 regional back to Providence. Ausiello said all his other efforts to line me up with the local CBS affiliate and the CBS Evening News fell through. Time to go home.
So I head over to the Krispe Kreme stand at Penn, figuring Iíd buy some sugar for the ride home. Then I get check my voicemails and itís Steve Oppenheim, PR director for Putnam, saying to call him right away. So I do.
Steve asks if I can stay the night in NYC and then do two shows live in studio tomorrow: the CNNfn show ìDolans Unscriptedî at 10:30 in the morning and then CNNís ìLou Dobbs Tonightî at 6pm.
Hmmm. Never heard of the Dolans show, but if it shows up in 30 million homes each day, I guess thereís a first time for everything. As for Lou Dobbs, I must confess I got excited watching him go out for a smoke while I was working my way through security.
So yeah, I say, I think I can stay another day. Putnam pays for the hotel and the college moves my train ride home to late Tuesday night.
Bit of a trick, though, since I hadnít planned on staying the night, so I make a pit stop at Duane Readeís for toiletries (finally getting some Claritin for the allergies), pick up another DC phone charger for my cell phone (always needed one for the road anyway), and end up doing a bit of laundry in the hotel room sink (good practice for our upcoming China trip to pick up baby) and voila! Presto change-o and the Accidental Media Tourist is born in the house Dorothy Parker built with her slicing tongue.
Hello room service and good-bye diet!
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REFERENCES:
ìSome Iraqis Held Outside Control of U.S. Command: 100 ëHigh Valueí Detainees: Red Cross Has Said Way Prisoners Were Treated Violated Standards,î by Douglas Jehl, New York Times, 17 May, p. A1.
ìDivided Mission In Iraq Tempers Views of G.I.ís: Soldiers See Confusion Over Combat and Aid,î by Edward Wong, NYT, 17 May, p. A1.
ìThe Transfer Date, June 30, Is Crystal Clear, but Hardly ANew York Timeshing Else Is,î by Steven R. Weisman, NYT, 17 May, p. A11.
ìPentagon Weighs Transferring 4,000 G.I.ís in Korea to Iraq,î by Thom Shanker, NYT, 17 May, p. A11.
ìA Fake Macedonia Terror Take That Led to Deaths,î by Nicholas Wood, NYT, 17 may, p A3.
ìU.S. Speeding Up Approval Steps For AIDS Drugs: Cheaper and Better Care: Move to Provide Generic and Combined Therapy to Poorer Countries,î by Lawrence K. Altman, NYT, p. A1.
ìImmigrants Spend Earnings in U.S.: Latin American Workers Send Most Money Home? Not According to Study,î by Joel Millman, Wall Street Journal, 17 May, p. A8.
ìGandhi to Seek Support From Left: Likely Allies Are Against Economic Changes Pursued By Outgoing Government,î by Jay Solomon and Eric Bellman, WSJ, 17 May, p. A19
ìAs Investors Rush Into China, Cautionary Tales Start to Pile Up: China Life Says Itís ëGold Mineí But Fails to Mention Probe By Government Auditors: Scandals as Signs of Progress,î by Peter Wonacott, WSJ, 17 May, p. A1.
ìChina Warns Taiwan to Drop Independence Move,î by staff, NYT, 17 May, p. A6.