Are a lot of people spreading nasty rumors about me on Twitter?
And do I really look that bad in the video?
Funny thing is, people are always saying bad things about me on the Internet, and I could always use more back-of-the-head hair on my videos (and less midriff in the winter), so damnit! This constant stream of messages IS hurtful!
(sniff)
Seriously, is it just me?