FRONT PAGE PICTURE: "European 'Milk Summit' Curdles Into Chaos," Wall Street Journal, 6 October 2009.

My Mom loves to tell the story of her radical lawyer dad (my grandpa and Packer Hall of Fame inductee) hiding striking milk farmers in his basement and sending her to the door to tell the union-busting cops that nobody was home besides the women.

Their favored protest during the Great Depression? Pouring milk out on highways.

Pic here shows French farmers squirting milk from cow teats on the road.