First place goes to a "The Departed" poster signed by DiCaprio, Nicholson, Damon, Wahlberg, Baldwin, Firestone and Scorsese himself!

Runner up is Taft 1912 ribbon/medal from campaign.

And she cooks too!

Folks, my wife.

Trying to unkink my back from all the bags. Too little Bowflex in advance left me vulnerable. Time to get back into shape!